Friday Funtimes!
No, I’m afraid this really isn’t anything to do with our more normal subject of the EQSQ personality tests. It isn’t about careers, the college degrees and training that you might need to partake of a particular job, well, in fact, it flies directly in the face of our personality tests to tell the truth. For this is based specifically upon a difference in the physique of men and women, not in the brain.
You see, scientists have actually shown, properly proved, that it really should be women that do the housework. No, I agree, this doesn’t agree with the new male facade that so many of us have adopted as protective coloration in recent decades but there’s an inner Cro-Magnon within every man cheering the news. And we can’t really argue with it now, can we, for it is science?
The report is here, in The Times (that’s the London version). The point is that a certain amount of exercise that women should do so as to reduce the risks of getting breast cancer. When the scientists (remember, these are scientists!) looked at women who did housework and those who did not, then those who did had a 30% lesser risk of getting the disease. It appears that housework itself, in modern quantities, is just the form of exercise needed to make that risk reduction.
How odd that the world should be organized this way. That those most at risk of a certain disease have, culturally, been assigned the one everyday task that reduces that risk. Makes you wonder if there wasn’t some wisdom in the old ways after all?
Myself, I’m all ready for the next time my wife asks me to vacuum. I shall say, no, my dear, I really wouldn’t want you to risk your future health in that manner and I’ll add the further good news that the U-bend is all her own.
Well, I would, if I wasn’t quite so certain that my solicitousness for her future health would be highly injurious to my own short-term such. I have a strong feeling that I would end up wearing either the vacuum or the U-bend. But there we have it you see, just as our EQSQ personality tests tell it: men, the systemizers, the scientists, and women working with empathy and emotional, instead of logical, intelligence.
